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Why are spiders so smart? Those of us who are good at math and those of us who aren't.

What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama is so old that she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

I'm in glove with you.

Probably not, they haven't had a gig yet.

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? Yo mama is so old that she has an autographed bible.

Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says "expired" on it.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? A great neighbor will babysit twins! Yo mama is so old she remembers when the Mayans published their calendar.

More silly jokes for kids Q: What did 0 say to 8? A penguin in a revolving door.

Q: Why are fish so smart? Funny Baby Quotes Here's a collection of funny baby quotes! How does your feline shop? What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? What do you call birds who stick together? Josh Billings "Are they twins? Q: What do you call a cow on a trampoline? What do you give a sick bird? What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? I was sitting in traffic the other day.

" After many years, a prisoner is finally released.